Chasing the Monsoons

These come from a reliable source and are sure handy in times of fun:

• Shaved eyebrows: Hehehehe this is truly wicked. A person was found passed out from alcohol in a dorm corridor. Someone came up with the brilliant idea of shaving his eyebrows. The guy wakes up in the morning and comes out of his bathroom screaming expletives and accusing just one person he knew could have done it. Hilarious. Recovery time: Expect the person to be pissed for atleast 2 weeks.
• Mooning: This is kind of gross but what the hell. Some guys, pissed drunk decide to take off their pants and moon their butts to the outside world through the glass walls of the common room! Recovery time: If you do see it, God help you recover! No statistical data available on this one.
• Prank calls: Know what your friend is watching in his/her dorm room? A scary movie perhaps? Call up with the favorite lines from the movie and spook them all! Recovery time: As long as it takes to catch hold of the culprit and beat the shit out of him/her with a shoe/sandal.
• Door gone bad: Some sliding steel framed doors have screws on the outside. Take the screws off, and turn the door around and put it back on. Recovery time: As long as it takes to figure out who screwed my door over!

More to come as I update my blog in the next day or so.